What’s on
Old Rope (New Material)
Mon 11 Dec | 8pm £13 (booking fees apply)New material night
Hosted by Rachel Fairburn with Sara Pascoe, Michael Akadiri, Fin Taylor and more acts TBC
Bar open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over




Laugh Till It Hurts : In aid of Crisis
Tue 12 Dec | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)THE AID FUNDRAISER PRESENTS
In Aid of Crisis
Rob Beckett, Marcus Brigstocke, Simon Brodkin, Esther Manito, Dane Buckley, Markus Birdman, Nick Helm & Rich Wilson MC.
Doors open from 6.30pm
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.
Strictly 18’s and over








Do they know it’s Rishmas time? The Oh God, What Now Christmas Special
Wed 13 Dec | 7.30pm £20 (booking fees apply)O come all ye tofu-eating wokerati! The no-bullshit politics podcast assembles at the Comedy Store for a festive look back at another wondrous year for Brexit Britain. Regulars Dorian Lynskey, Ros Taylor and Alex Andreou are joined by LBC legend James O’Brien for a gala evening of recrimination and score-settling. From Boris Johnson’s festival of Partygate excuses to the departure of much-loved comedy characters like Nadine Dorries and Matt Hancock to SNP motorhomes and seafaring sewage, it’s all on the table. Altogether now: “It came upon a midnight Keir…”
Doors open from 6.30pm
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 14 Dec | 8pm £18 (booking fees apply)MC Charlie Baker, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jo Caulfield, Daliso Chaponda and Kate Barron
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Fri 15 Dec | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)MC Charlie Baker, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jo Caulfield, Daliso Chaponda and Finlay Christie
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and a vegetarian option. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Sat 16 Dec | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)MC Charlie Baker, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jo Caulfield, Daliso Chaponda and Finlay Christie
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and a vegetarian option. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 17 Dec | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch, Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarkey, Niall Ashdown and Kirsty Newton
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





King Gong (World Famous Open-Mic Night!)
Mon 18 Dec | 8pm £10 (booking fees apply)London’s most brutal open-mic
Gongmeister: Ria Lina
Email tommy@thecomedystore.co.uk to register your performer spot!
Bar and diner open from 6:30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.

The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Wed 20 Dec | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Marcus Brigstocke, Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Kirsty Newton
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






The Best in Stand Up
Thu 21 Dec | 8pm £18 (booking fees apply)MC Maureen Younger, Jeff Innocent, Catherine Bohart, Nathan Caton and Rob Deering
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Fri 22 Dec | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)MC Maureen Younger, Jeff Innocent, Catherine Bohart, Nathan Caton and Rob Deering
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Sat 23 Dec | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)MC Maureen Younger, Jeff Innocent, Catherine Bohart, Nathan Caton and Rob Deering
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Wed 27 Dec | 8pm £18 (booking fees apply)MC Rich Wilson, Ian Stone, Christian Reilly and more tba!
Line up TBA
Bar and Diner open from 7pm
Strictly over 18’s





The Best in Stand Up
Thu 28 Dec | 8pm £18 (booking fees apply)MC Sally Anne Hayward, Michael Odewale, Jake Lambert, Ria Lina and Tom Ward
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Fri 29 Dec | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)MC Sally Anne Hayward, Michael Odewale, Jake Lambert, Ria Lina and Tom Ward
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Sat 30 Dec | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)MC Sally Anne Hayward, Michael Odewale, Jake Lambert, Ria Lina and Tom Ward
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





New Year’s Eve Comedy AND After Show Party!
Sun 31 Dec | 8.30pm £45 (booking fees apply)See in 2024 at The Comedy Store!
Join us on New Year’s Eve for an incredible night of comedy and music.
Ria Lina, Andrew Ryan, Michelle Shaughnessy, Ian Stone, Jonny Awsum and Michael Odewale will be providing the laughter.
Our cheerful bar staff will ensure that the drinks keep on flowing, and our delicious diner will be open late to ensure that nobody will leave hungry.
And if that’s not enough, your ticket includes the after-show party where our fabulous DJ will keep you dancing well into January.
Oh, we will even fill your glass to toast in the New Year!*
Don’t miss out on the party of the year!
18s and over.






The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Mon 1 Jan | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch, Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarkey, Rachel Parris and Yshani Perinpanayagam
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






The Best in Stand Up
Thu 4 Jan | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)Special guest MC with Karen Bayley, Christopher MacArthur Boyd , Adam Bloom and Luca Cupani
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.





The Best in Stand Up
Fri 5 Jan | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)Special guest MC with Karen Bayley, Christopher MacArthur Boyd , Adam Bloom and Ania Magliano
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 7pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.




The Best in Stand Up
Sat 6 Jan | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)7PM – Special Guest MC with Christopher MacArthur Boyd, Adam Bloom, Dee Allum and Karen Bayley
9.55 pm – MC Karen Bailey, Christopher MacArthur Boyd, Adam Bloom, Marc Jennings and one more tba
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and a vegetarian option. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.




The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 7 Jan | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)David Reed, Lauren Shearing, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Steve Edis
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






Old Rope (New Material)
Mon 8 Jan | 8pm £13 (booking fees apply)New material night
Acts TBC
Bar and Diner open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 11 Jan | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 12 Jan | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 13 Jan | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 14 Jan | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Niall Ashdown, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Kirsty Newton
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






Beginners Comedy Course
Sun 14 Jan | 11am £300 (booking fees apply)You hear it all the time..
..that you’re the funniest one in the office, the life of the party, that you should be a stand-up comic. Well now The Comedy Store is giving you a unique opportunity to become just that.
Our Beginners’ Comedy Courses take participants on a journey from social joker to The Comedy Store stage in just 6 weeks. Students will learn how to deliver precision punchlines, engage audiences and strike down hecklers like a true professional.
The course ends with a showcase at The Comedy Store, open to the public, where each student performs five minutes in front of a live audience. So what are you waiting for? Comic stardom beckons…..

The Best in Stand Up
Thu 18 Jan | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 19 Jan | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 20 Jan | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 21 Jan | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Monica Gaga, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Kirsty Newton
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






The Best in Stand Up
Thu 25 Jan | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 26 Jan | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 27 Jan | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 28 Jan | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Ruth Bratt, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Steve Edis
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






King Gong (World Famous Open-Mic Night!)
Mon 29 Jan | 8pm £10 (booking fees apply)London’s most brutal open-mic
Gongmeister: Paul Thorne
Email tommy@thecomedystore.co.uk to register your performer spot!
Bar and diner open from 6:30pm
Strictly 18’s and over

The Best in Stand Up
Thu 1 Feb | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 2 Feb | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 3 Feb | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 4 Feb | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Pippa Evans, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Steve Edis
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






The Best in Stand Up
Thu 8 Feb | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 9 Feb | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 10 Feb | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 11 Feb | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Sophie Duker, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Steve Edis
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






Old Rope (New Material)
Mon 12 Feb | 8pm £13 (booking fees apply)New material night
Acts TBC
Bar and Diner open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Wed 14 Feb | 8pm £18 (booking fees apply)VALENTINES BEST IN STAND UP
It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 15 Feb | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 16 Feb | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 17 Feb | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 18 Feb | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey (TBC), Lee Simpson, Ruth Bratt and Yshani Perinpanayagam
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






Beginner’s Showcase
Sun 18 Feb | 2.30pm £5 (booking fees apply)Our Beginners Comedy Course participants take to the stage!
Come and support them and watch what they’ve learnt over the past 6 weeks.
Bar open from 1.30pm
Strictly over 18’s
The Lily Foundation Comedy Gala
Mon 19 Feb | 8pm £23 (booking fees apply)The Lily Foundation Comedy Night is back!
Join us once again for the Annual Lily Foundation Comedy Night hosted by the fabulous Kevin Day who will be joined on stage by some of the UK’s top stand-up comedians, returning to support us once again at this iconic venue. Confirmed acts are Josh Widdicombe, Joe Pasquale and Chloe Petts, with the final spot for the evening to be announced soon. All proceeds from ticket sales will be used to fund research into mitochondrial diseases and provide vital support to those affected.
We hope you’ll come along and support this superb night out for a brilliant cause!
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over




The Best in Stand Up
Thu 22 Feb | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 23 Feb | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 24 Feb | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 25 Feb | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Josie Lawrence, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson, 1 TBA and Kirsty Newton
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30 serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.






King Gong (World Famous Open-Mic Night!)
Mon 26 Feb | 8pm £10 (booking fees apply)London’s most brutal open-mic
Gongmeister: Thanyia Moore
Email tommy@thecomedystore.co.uk to register your performer spot!
Bar and diner open from 6:30pm
Strictly 18’s and over

The Children’s Trust Comedy Night
Wed 28 Feb | 7.30pm £25 (booking fees apply)Raise a laugh and money for children and young people with brain injury and neurodisability at The Children’s Trust’s annual Comedy Night at The Comedy Store.
Hosted by comedian and TV presenter Adam Hills MBE, the night promises to be a night you won’t forget!
With an exciting line-up to be announced in the coming weeks, buy your tickets now to avoid disappointment.
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Our reasonably priced BAR & DINER are open from 6.30pm serving delicious hot food – pizzas, burgers (chicken or beef), salads and vegetarian options. Please arrive early should you wish to eat OR order your food for the interval.
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 29 Feb | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Fri 1 Mar | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Sat 2 Mar | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)It’s called The Best in Stand Up because it is! Avoid tears on arrival by booking in advance.
Line up TBA
Doors open from 5.30pm & 9pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Concessions available on the 9.55pm show only
The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 3 Mar | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Six brilliant improvisers create a show from scratch, based entirely around audience suggestions. Line-up coming soon!
Doors open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
Beginners Comedy Course
Sun 3 Mar | 11am £300 (booking fees apply)You hear it all the time..
..that you’re the funniest one in the office, the life of the party, that you should be a stand-up comic. Well now The Comedy Store is giving you a unique opportunity to become just that.
Our Beginners’ Comedy Courses take participants on a journey from social joker to The Comedy Store stage in just 6 weeks. Students will learn how to deliver precision punchlines, engage audiences and strike down hecklers like a true professional.
The course ends with a showcase at The Comedy Store, open to the public, where each student performs five minutes in front of a live audience. So what are you waiting for? Comic stardom beckons…..

The Best in Stand Up
Thu 7 Mar | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 8 Mar | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 9 Mar | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 10 Mar | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Old Rope (New Material)
Mon 11 Mar | 8pm £13 (booking fees apply)New material night
Acts TBC
Bar and Diner open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 14 Mar | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 15 Mar | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 16 Mar | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 17 Mar | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Thu 21 Mar | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 22 Mar | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 23 Mar | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 24 Mar | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)King Gong (World Famous Open-Mic Night!)
Mon 25 Mar | 8pm £10 (booking fees apply)London’s most brutal open-mic
Gongmeister: tbc
Email tommy@thecomedystore.co.uk to register your performer spot!
Bar and diner open from 6:30pm
Strictly 18’s and over
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 28 Mar | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 29 Mar | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 30 Mar | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 31 Mar | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Thu 4 Apr | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 5 Apr | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 6 Apr | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 7 Apr | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Beginner’s Showcase
Sun 7 Apr | 2.30pm £5 (booking fees apply)Our Beginners Comedy Course participants take to the stage!
Come and support them and watch what they’ve learnt over the past 6 weeks.
Bar open from 1.30pm
Strictly over 18’s
The Best in Stand Up
Thu 11 Apr | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 12 Apr | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 13 Apr | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 14 Apr | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Thu 18 Apr | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 19 Apr | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 20 Apr | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 21 Apr | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Standing Up For Blokes (and boys)
Mon 22 Apr | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)Geoff Norcott hosts a stellar line-up raising funds the umbrella charity Men and Boys coalition, a broad network highlighting issues facing men and boys. Whether it’s depression, suicide or the fact men make up 96% of homeless, there are big issues to be tackled, and the comics kindly giving their time include, KATHERINE RYAN, TOM DAVIS, JACOB HAWLEY, MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE, MICHELLE DE SWARTE and a VERY SPECIAL GUEST TBC.
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over






The Best in Stand Up
Thu 25 Apr | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Fri 26 Apr | 8pm £24 (booking fees apply)The Best in Stand Up
Sat 27 Apr | 6.30pm & 9.55pm £24 / £22 (booking fees apply)The Best in Improv with The Comedy Store Players
Sun 28 Apr | 7.30pm £22 (booking fees apply)Ed Patrick: Catch Your Breath
Mon 6 May | 7.30pm £16 (booking fees apply)NHS anaesthetist, comedian and author Ed Patrick injects the Comedy Store with a gut-punch hilarious show about becoming a junior doctor, the pitfalls of modern medicine and the power of questioning it. There’s plenty of laughing gas to go round.
NHS Tickets £14 (with NHS ID)
Bar & Diner open from 6.30pm
Strictly 18’s & over
Troy Hawke: The Greeters Guild
Tue 7 May | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)Everyone’s favourite 1930’s throwback greetings and compliments aficionado Troy Hawke returns to theatres nationwide with his brand new show.
A journey which started with a non-consensual customer service shift outside TK MAXX in Macclesfield has lead him around the world and directly into the orbit of the world’s biggest sporting figures. He’s confused Premiership footballers, been threatened by heavyweight boxers and improved the vocabulary of Formula 1 legends.
In this show Troy examines his unlikely genesis and explores exactly why a well-dressed man simply being nice to people has caused such a kerfuffle ‘…genius character comedy’ (The Wee Review)
ONSALE FRIDAY 1ST DECEMBER 10AM

Josh Baulf
Tue 14 May | 8pm £16.50 (booking fees apply)After amassing millions of views worldwide Josh Baulf will take to multiple stages across the UK for a night of stand-up comedy.
Accompanying Josh on this tour will be a line up of the best comics on the UK circuit. This is guaranteed to be a night of fun and hilarity for all.
Michael Odewale: Thoughts on Shuffle
Tue 26 Nov | 8pm £20 (booking fees apply)BAFTA Award Winner and star of Live at The Apollo Michael Odewale presents his highly
anticipated debut tour: Thoughts on Shuffle.
In this show, Michael muses on how he’s become a terrible role model, ended up running from girlfriends dads, and questions why he has developed stop and search envy.
Michael’s critically acclaimed debut show #BlackBearsMatter won Best Show at the LeicesterComedy Festival and Edinburgh Fringe Festivals, earning him a nomination for Best
Newcomer in the Dave Edinburgh Comedy Awards.
ON SALE FRIDAY 24TH NOVEMBER 10AM
Doors open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s and over
HEINO HANSEN’S FØRSTE AFSKEDSSHOW
Wed 4 Dec | 8pm £35 (booking fees apply)Heino Hansen siger farvel for første gang i nyt onemanshow Da Heino Hansen sidst var til stede med et onemanshow, turnerede han landet tyndt rundt med sit ultrapopulære “Heino Hansens første comedyshow”. Et show, der senere sikrede ham prisen som “COMEDIAN OF THE YEAR” ved ZULU Comedy Gala 2022. Nu skal muligheden gribes for at opleve et comedyshow af højeste kaliber, når den prisvindende og populære Heino igen skal på pisterne landet over på sin nye comedy tour.
This show is in Danish with no subtitles
Doors & Bar open from 7pm
Strictly 18’s & over